My phone
My phone
What’s wrong with my phone?
Someone please let me know
I’ m not materialistic
But my phone is my second home
Will someone just fix it
It’s how I stay in touch
Facebook
Twitter
MySpace
I have confession
I think I’m addicted to the Internet space age,
I don’t want paper pulled from trees, give me my blog space please.
My phone looks just like me
Yes we carry the same face
We operate on the same brainwave
I Microsoft office what I have to say.
Copy, paste, pics an clips,
Delete, backspace all the hater waste.
What’s wrong with my phone?
With out you
I feel as though I’m out the loop
I mean I can still make calls
But who wants a phone just for that? And if you say that you do,
Then chances are your phone is wack.
Turn off
Turn on
Ill make a deal with you
If you work right
I’ll never drop you again
And I won’t go dumping you for my poetry friends,
Besides they can’t do what you do
Access information from over 3 thousand different sites can hold all 375 of my contact with home address and can still text and type.
They can’t google me baby
Or play my favorite song
Damed sure cant spell check as I type along,
Power point presentations on the bus with my head phones on
Microsoft excel for when my money goes wrong
But I know what some of you are thinking,
Tamika Nicole bonner Starks
Girl you are tripping
A.k.a 4-play to many cellular rays
You been sipping
But I really don’t care
Just as long as my completely works
I can do me anywhere,
Spitting more bars in more places
Meeting new friends with different faces,
I’m good just as long as I can be a
Texting
Photo popping
Call blocking
Goggling
Yahooing
Hot mail dropping
Myxertone ringing
Live journaling
My spacing
Face-booking
You tube watching
Player blocking
Mp3 playing new marry and Alicia keys bumping
Percentages and averages calculating
Time and appointments down to the minutes and dropping
GPS because my dreams need tracking
Borden sets in so you know I’m mobile chatting,
I don’t watch sports
But I know who’s playing
Who’s batting
Who filed
Who fumbled
Went out of bounds
First down
Three minutes
No more time outs
You should have kept your money on a winner
Them bills will make you shout
I got the dollar and the dream
3 & 4 digit
Take 5 pick 10
Even the extra with out the buck
Didn’t have to use a little bit of luck
Quit playing, I like my phone fancy And ford tough
Built to last, last it must,
Chew on this,
My mega, gegga bites
Nobody start talking until I say so
Nobody downloads apps until mines work doe,
Wait, what, my phone is fixed?
( act like you are checking the phone then say)
Can you hear me now? Goooood!
(2008)
