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Just for fun

Just wanted to try something a little different to give people a giggle!!!

My husband went to buy me a bike
I said I’ll  have to pass
Could imagine the tiny saddle
Sticking up my ....,
Asked him instead to buy me
A bracelet or a rock
But he said he wouldn’t
So I called him a .....,
Cock your leg over the wall he said
You’ll love this to bits
But as you’re going over dear
Hang on to your....,
Tits are really lovely birds
They’d built a nest in the tree
And hubby was side tracking
By showing it to me!!!

(2013)

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