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An excellent soldier who’s worthy… Loves officers dashing and strict: When good, he’s content with escap… When naughty, he likes to be licke… He likes for a fault to be bullied…
I am the very pattern of a modern… I’ve information vegetable, animal… I know the kings of England, and… From Marathon to Waterloo, in ord… I’m very well acquainted, too, wit…
I’ve wisdom from the East and fro… That’s subject to no academic rule… You may find it in the jeering of… Or distill it from the folly of a… I can teach you with a quip, if I…
Oh! little maid! - (I do not know… Or who you are, so, as a safe prec… I’ll add) - Oh, buxom widow! marr… (As one of these must be your pres… Listen, while I unveil prophetic…
I SING a legend of the sea, So hard-a-port upon your lee! A ship on starboard tack! She’s bound upon a private cruise… (This is the kind of spice I use
If you want a receipt for that pop… Known to the world as a Heavy Dra… Take all the remarkable people in… Rattle them off to a popular tune! The pluck of LORD NELSON on b…
DALILAH DE DARDY adored The very correctest of cards, LORENZO DE LARDY, a lord - He was one of Her Majesty’s Guar… DALILAH DE DARDY was fat,
Oh, foolish fay, Think you because Man’s brave array My bosom thaws I’d disobey
When I was a lad I served a term As office boy to an Attorney’s fi… I cleaned the windows and I swept… And I polished up the handle of t… I polished up that handle so succe…
An elderly person– a prophet by tr… With his quips and tips On withered old lips, He married a young and a beautiful… The cunning old blade!
In enterprise of martial kind, When there was any fighting, He led his regiment from behind (He found it less exciting). But when away his regiment ran,
It was a robber’s daughter, and he… Her father was the terror of a sma… Her mother was a foolish, weak, bu… But it isn’t of her parents that… As ALICE was a-sitting at her w…
Oh! my name is JOHN WELLI… I’m a dealer in magic and spells, In blessings and curses, And ever-filled purses, In prophecies, witches, and knells…
“COME, collar this bad man - Around the throat he knotted me Till I to choke began - In point of fact, garotted me!” So spake SIR HERBERT WRITE
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-h… If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he’s so joyo… And he bubbles with wit and good h… He’s so quaint and so terse, both…