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The REVEREND MICAH SOWLS, He shouts and yells and howls, He screams, he mouths, he bumps, He foams, he rants, he thumps. His armour he has buckled on, to w…
The BALLYSHANNON foundered o… And down in fathoms many went the… Down went the owners - greedy men… Oh, dry the starting tear, for the… Besides the captain and the mate,…
I cannot tell what this love may b… That cometh to all but not to me. It cannot be kind as they’d imply, Or why do these gentle ladies sigh… It cannot be joy and rapture deep,
As some day it may happen that a v… I’ve got a little list - I’ve got… Of social offenders who might well… And who never would be missed - wh… There’s the pestilential nuisances…
PART I. At a pleasant evening party I had… One whom I will call ELVIRA, a… MR. TUPPER and the Poets, very… For I’ve always been distinguishe…
List while the poet trolls Of MR. CLAYTON HOOPER, Who had a cure of souls At Spiffton-extra-Sooper. He lived on curds and whey,
’Twas on the shores that round our… From Deal to Ramsgate span, That I found alone on a piece of… An elderly naval man. His hair was weedy, his beard was…
A proud Pasha was BAILEY BEN, His wives were three, his tails we… His form was dignified, but stout, Men called him “Little Roundabout… HIS IMPORTANCE
Oh! little maid! - (I do not know… Or who you are, so, as a safe prec… I’ll add) - Oh, buxom widow! marr… (As one of these must be your pres… Listen, while I unveil prophetic…
No nobler captain ever trod Than CAPTAIN PARKLEBURY… So good– so wise– so brave, he! But still, as all his friends woul… He had one folly– one alone –
When man and maiden meet, I like… I always droop my own - I am the… I’m also fond of bashfulness, and… For modesty’s a quality that woman… Whenever I am introduced to any p…
The law is the true embodiment Of everything that’s excellent. It has no kind of fault or flaw, And I, my lords, embody the Law. The constitutional guardian I
Mr. Blake was a regular out-and-o… Who was quite out of the pale of… He was in the habit of smoking a l… grog on a Sunday after dinner, And seldom thought of going to chu…
Although of native maids the cream… We’re brought up on the English s… The best of all For great and small Who modesty adore.
A gentleman of City fame Now claims your kind attention; East India broking was his game, His name I shall not mention: No one of finely-pointed sense