A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first