If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type