A Shorty and his Boo
This was inspired by my brother in law, who is nicknamed Shorty and his girlfriend whom he calls Boo
There once was a woman named Boo
Who’s Shorty was stuck like glue
She gave him a shout,
Told him what she was 'bout
Had him feenin’ like all Shortys do
Now this Boo she was something to see
Had Shorty buzzing around like a flea
He gave her a whirl
Which made us all hurl
Damn, he was so full of glee
They talked on the phone night and day
They lol’d about things they would say
We’re all making fun
Shorty’s sayin “shit son”
Hey, we’re just glad he’s not gay
