Ode to the Future
When I am old, my skin will hang down
My face will be adorned with a perpetual frown
My boobs will bounce of my knees when I walk
My chin flap will wiggle and wave when I talk
My toenails will be yellow, and too thick to cut
My jeans will be tight on my ever-wide butt
My voice will be scratchy, my nose hairs so long
The odor of urine in my house will be strong
I wont shave my legs, or my armpits at all
But Life Alert(tm) will be there for me when I fall
(2008)
