So, I feel the clergy should re write the wedding vows to reflect what is eventually likely to occur. Till death us do part?? Nah!  
Let’s keep it real!
" Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, till you get to your late forties when you begin to loose your looks and he can no longer breed with you . You get love handles and crows feet & he will find a younger giggly air head, young enough to be his daughter . She will
laugh at his jokes and tell him he’s a stud in bed . Massage his ego till he leaves you, moves in with her, wears clothes much to young for him and starts going to rock festivals?
And do you take this woman for you lawful wedded wife, till she gets fed up of your vicious mother, lecherous father, waspish sister, all your loutish footie mates, whom she has to wait on during the match on the box on a Saturday night . After she has had enough of washing your socks, doing almost every school run, sports day, school panto, days out with your ungrateful offspring, solo, cos you’re “ working late ” again! When you have earned enough money to get a hunky, sex starved builder in to remodel the house, & she discovers mind blowing sex that makes her leave her French nails embedded in the headboard?
Better, Huh?