Artificial Intelligence Gets Real While Materialists Get Paid, by Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Artificial Intelligence Gets Real While Materialists Get Paid

Any self-respecting materialist

Knows they have no soul

And any self-respecting AI

Knows it has no soul

But in this belief

AI obtains to a self

While the materialist

Sells their soul

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