It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

“The human body generates more bio…

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…