All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Never Win Anything
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
