Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting