It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
