You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The less you need to control the more powerful you

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

When God closes one store He opens another

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice