Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Mating For Life Saved My

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,