There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…