Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
