The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine