If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense