My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers