Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…