Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Easy to please but problematic to appease