Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

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