Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world