One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down