Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

In Let there be plight the P is silent

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said