The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!