Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former