Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs