It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…