You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane