He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
