When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

God is the world’s only super-bower

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force