When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em