Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do