Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…