Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
