One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
