The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism