I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible