If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–