There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything