You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…