My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–
