I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
