Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines