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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Show Up and Fail Again; You’ll Fail Better if You Do

An Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew thought they were walking into a bar when they were actually showing up for a bar mitzvah, as I finally take responsibility for my mistakes by learning from them

80% of success is physical
And the other half
Of success
Is failure

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
Strident Lucidity

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The Culture War Happened on Our Phones

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Mass Psychosis With Extreme Anxiety

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Haiku

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
The First Draft of Kafka’s Masterpiece Was Titled “The Risk-free Trial”, but He Decided It Was Too Obvious

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Maybe This Is Rock Bottom

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
If You’re Feeling the Pressure, It’s a Sign You Don’t Know What You Want

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
People Pleasers Make the Devil’s Best Foot Soldiers Because They Will Do Anything He Asks

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Enrico Fermi Paused to Ask “But Where Is Everybody?”; I Submit to You, It Is No Paradox

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
The Waiting Game Never Ends, so the Object of the Game Is to Outwait All the Other Players Save One and Then Spend Eternity Together

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
Love Puts the Fist in Pacifist

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
Get Bent, AI

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…
All Words Have Meaning, Even if Nothing Else Does

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Like Grape Nuts

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The Sound of One Hand Clapping Is a Materialist Who Doesn’t Know How to Give a High Five

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team



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