Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor