Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until