I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–